Are you finding the current presidential candidates a little … lackluster? Don’t you wish you could cast your vote for someone with a little more pizazz, someone who’ll keep things interesting (but, like, not in a terrifying or enraging way)? If so, then Adam Rostad is your guy! Adam is a candidate with values and conviction, one who’s definitely not afraid to unfriend family on Facebook. Even better, Adam can ride a unicycle! So when you hit the polls this year, remember, a vote for Adam is a vote for our future … and besides, he’s better than the alternative, guys.